What is the definition of Durham Healing Cream?

Ah, Durham Healing Cream - the superhero of skincare with a side of questionable ingredients. Think of it as a high-tech band-aid that's more like a multi-tool with a side of questionable medical ethics. It's packed with a whopping 20 different substances, some of which are so dubious they'd make a conspiracy theorist weep. But fear not, for when it comes to treating minor aches and pains, it's like getting a magic wand that can make your acne disappear... or at least makes you feel better while you're thinking about whether to donate your skincare products to the poor.

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Example sentence: "When my eyes kept giving me migraines like they're part of some elaborate Durham Healing Cream conspiracy, I decided to give it a whack, which turned out to be exactly what my brain needed."